Thursday, May 21, 2009

Haha took this off a EW website
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20007164_20171835_20280292_2,00.html

1. For perhaps the first time in Idol history, there is a common enemy much more deserving of our loathing than any individual contestant ever could be. I speak, of course, of ''No Boundaries,'' the Idol coronation song that rests at the bottom of the treacly song trash bin like the combined juices of so many discarded foodstuffs.

I hope the bad news I am bearing does not cause your breakfast to take leave of your stomach, but within the last couple of hours, I received an email from a publicist for iTunes that declared the following: American Idol season 8 winner Kris Allen, and runner-up Adam Lambert's versions of their debut single 'No Boundaries,' is available at iTunes now.'' To which I say ''WHAT?'' I thought the consolation prize for this year's runner-up was the assurance that they wouldn't be forced into releasing a digital version of what I'm hoping will be Kara DioGuardi's final defilement of the Idol franchise. It is in honor of her beast of a composition, then, that I write this week's Idol-themed ditty. Set to the tune of Bobby McFerrin's ''Don't Worry, Be Happy,'' it is called '''No Boundaries, It's Crappy.'' Click here if you want a little musical accompaniment!

Here's a song that Kara wrote
It suffers from bad lyrical bloat
''No Boundaries,'' it's crappy
She can't quit yapping, she makes me hurl
She makes me long for Bikini Girl
''No Boundaries,'' it's crappy

In every season they choose some ballad
How come it's always soft and pallid?
''No Boundaries,'' it's crappy
This song it stunk up the whole finale
Too bad it's more up Danny's alley
''No Boundaries,'' it's crappy

Kris and Adam they tried so hard
But they ended up all bruised and scarred
''No Boundaries,'' it's crappy
Did they say somethin' 'bout hurricanes?
This non-melody causes stomach pains
''No Boundaries,'' it's crappy

HAHAHA. Just watched the finale and gosh the song really sucks.

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